Metal Scouts

In the universe of The Inconcievibles, the organization known as the Boy Scouts does not exist. In its stead, the organization devoted to bridging the gap between boys and men was founded in 1919 by Duke Brandon Lobo and is called the Metal Scouts.

History
The Metal Scouts can be traced back to a short-lived kidfighting ring. As was the style at the time, people were entertained by fights between whippersnappers, and were saddened by the fact that they never went on for very long. Duke Brandon Lobo of County Killyourfamily may not have been the first to comprehend the enormous moneymaking opportunity that organized kidfighting could be, but he was the first to have that idea and sufficient resources to execute it. On March 2, 1913, the first organized kidfight was held, with the winner being Patrick McGillicuddy against Gustav Radcliffe after a good three rounds.

The good times were not to last, as the Great War broke out the following year, and children were needed as cannon fodder. Duke Lobo, while busting heads in Gallipoli, noted the handsome profits he had made in the previous year, but also noted that children would think in different ways than adults, and the one who knew how to shut up made excellent spies. He came to understand that children were not animals to pit against one another in combat, but creatures to be nurtured until they were old enough to kick ass, and that kids could be encouraged to kick ass in new and exciting ways. After getting home from the Great War, Duke Lobo decided to put his idea to work.

Duke Lobo came to the conclusion that men were only good for three things: Thinkin', Fixin', and Killin'. He recruited local bachelors to observe the behavior of boys, and the data he recieved showed, indeed, that the vast majority of boys enjoyed thinking about things, fixing things, or killing things.

Ranking
The Metal Scouts have seven ranks that serve as a gauge of their power. All Metal Scouts start at the bottom rank, and work their way up, usually by fighting higher-ranked Metal Scouts.

Pussy: The initial rank for all new Metal Scouts. Scouts in this rank are usually considered to be of comparable value to a pack of cigarettes.

Bitch: The first earned rank in Metal Scouts. Scouts in this rank are used as gofers and messengers.

Half-Ass: Metal Scouts who survive to see this rank are treated with basic human decency.

Asshole: A Metal Scout of this rank is often given management duties.

Skull:

Muscle:

Chuck Norris: The highest rank and achievement in Metal Scouts. All Chuck Norris Metal Scouts have superhuman abilities.