The Loop

Christopher "The" Loop is a powerful upper and a protagonist in The Inconcievibles. He is listed as having psychokinesis, which has proven to be a very versatile power.

Appearance
A clown without makeup.

Personality
The Loop, due to the nature of his abilities, is a generally aloof and vaguely content. He usually chooses not to directly involve himself in the events surrounding the story, instead focusing his efforts on maintaining a taco truck, "Tacos Del Loop." He smokes marijuana almost constantly.

Powers & Abilities
The Loop's upper power is described as "psychokinesis."

Telekinesis: In its simplest form, The Loop's psychokinesis manifests as a very strong telekinetic ability. Later, The Loop finds that he is able to move multiple objects with great precision. Further experiments with his power eventually show that he can move numerous individual motes of dust, and eventually is able to telekinetically move liquids and gases with little difficulty.

Phasing: The Loop can vibrate his atoms quickly enough to phase through solid matter. He is also able to phase other objects while telekinetically moving them.

Teleportation: The Loop can move atoms quickly enough to teleport himself and other objects several thousand miles with few ill effects. He uses it as his primary method of transportation, even with his taco truck.

No one's slick as The Loop No one's quick as The Loop No one's neck's as incredibly thick as The Loop For there's no man in town half as manly Perfect, a pure paragon You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on

No one's big like The Loop; a kingpin like The Loop. No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like The Loop. As a specimen, yes, he's intimidating. My, what a guy, The Loop.

Give five "hurrahs!" Give twelve "hip-hips!"

The Loop is the best And the rest is all drips

No one fights like The Loop Douses lights like The Loop In a wrestling match nobody bites like The Loop

For there's no one as burly and brawny; as you see he's got biceps to spare. Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny, that's right! and ev'ry last inch of him's covered with hair. No one hits like The Loop Matches wits like The Loop

In a spitting match nobody spits like The Loop! He's espcially good at expectorating -- Ptooey! Ten points for The Loop!

When he was a lad, he ate four dozen eggs Ev'ry morning to help him get large And now that he's grown, he eats five dozen eggs So he's roughly the size of a barge!

No one shoots like The Loop Makes those beauts like The Loop

Then goes tromping around wearing boots like The Loop. He's used ganja in all of his decorating!

Say it again: The Loop!